the incredible edible emerald

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Saturday, November 5, 2011

frenchmilitaryvictories:

#this is one of those times where I see this and my mind is just like vaginas: 1 dicks: 0 #which is petty #but i mean #we’re not cloggin’ any drains

how much semen does it take to clog drains? jfc

#this is one of those times where I see this and my mind is just like vaginas: 1 dicks: 0 #which is petty #but i mean #we’re not cloggin’ any drains

how much semen does it take to clog drains? jfc

(Source: cross-me-off-thelist)

Monday, September 12, 2011

(Source: badcgijosh)

Thursday, August 18, 2011

(Source: kimtaeyoon)

Saturday, August 6, 2011

“Get spicy! A jalapeño or habanero inserted in your vagina is a delightfully spicy invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for hot afters.”

Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide (via thefremen)

fremen i adore you. jsyk.

(via theoceanandthesky)

lol know first hand that this is not a good idea I’VE TOLD YOU GUYS THAT STORY

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Thursday, June 30, 2011

kippery:

morehandclaps:

gingerhaze:

morehandclaps:

Lunch doodle of the day. I am in love with this brush set (the 2B in particular).

How do you draw so sexy!!! :o

How do you draw so cute!! I want to snuggle all of your drawings ALL OF THEM.

WHOOA INSTA-REBLOGGAGE

Sunday, June 26, 2011

iamthesea:

too good

(Source: tiff)

Thursday, June 23, 2011

adorablelesbiancouples:

this is me and the lovely ana, she was nice and came to my prom with me :) she’s great

Friday, June 17, 2011

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates, Mitch (a gay father)?Those cocksuckers downstairs were wrong. You guys are totally allowed up here.

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates, Mitch (a gay father)?
Those cocksuckers downstairs were wrong. You guys are totally allowed up here.